
Not to mention the fact that your little friend doesn’t take a vacation even when you do.

So much so, that when the Bible refers to Moses parting the Red Sea, it’s actually just a reference to my vagina.Īnd the Lord saith unto man, the struggle beith real.īut unreasonable abdominal pain and murder scenes in our panties aside, (seriously, if you’re a guy, that would’ve been your last warning to bounce), there’s a fundamental need to have a product that acts as our friend during this lonely monthly period (t’hehe).

So ladies, as a VIP member of the monthly uterus warzone, I’ve somehow been cursed with heavier flows than the average woman should have. Disclaimer: Men, if you’ve gotten so far as to Googling what a diva cup is used for and you’re still convinced that this is something you should read, I’m not sure if I’m impressed or creeped out.
